Anyway, just for kicks, I got my hair blow-dried straight. First time, ever. It took 2 hours and 15 minutes for a professional to do it. (My friend tried to do it once, but after an hour, completing less than a third of my head, she wanted to kill herself!) Afterwards, the lady was like, "Wow. I need a cigarrette now." In case anyone forgot, here's the last big old topic I made about my poofyness.
From the front: (I hate taking pictures by myself! I never know how to smile right!)
And the back: